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Joke of the Day

"What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding? Quit Russian."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. I'm sorry, everyone."

"Why did the hillbilly cross the road? His dick was in the chicken"

"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."

"What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation? The Cross Product"

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend? Hey Messe"

"What kind of car does a ghost drive? A boogati!"

"Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC."