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Joke of the Day
"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"
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"Had to replace the condom I carry around in my wallet yesterday Just heard they have a 5 year expiry date."
"WAYS TO KILL 2 BIRDS W/ 1 STONE 1 Ricochet 2 Retrieve, rethrow 3 Line up birds precisely 4 Huge boulder 5 Use lovebirds, 2nd dies of grief"
"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."
"WAITER: Would you like any dessert? DATE: No, just the ch- ME: CHEESECAKE. Just the cheesecake."
"""Have you tried sleeping? Okay. And you've had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling."" - me as a doctor"
"Sporty I bought my wife fumarate. Now during sex moans as Sharapova."
"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"
"John Cena woke up in the hospital John Cena woke up in the hospital with no idea of what was going on. The nurse walked in and he asked ""Where am I?"" She responded ""ICU"" He said ""No you don't."""
"I waited 279 days before I made my first post on Reddit, apparently I could've waited 558 days and received the same response."