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Joke of the Day
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
Next Joke
"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""
"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"
"Solipsism Everything I know about solipsism without looking it up is all there is to know about solipsism."
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
"Why is the Vagina like the weather? Once it's wet, it's time to go inside!"
"*spreads toilet seat cover over santa's lap before sitting down*"
"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."
"Doctor: are you sexually active. Me: I'm not even physically active"
"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."