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Joke of the Day
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
Next Joke
"Don't be sad, laundry. nobody's doing me either"
"And the award for worst sentence I've ever read, ""Kid Rock apologized for smoking a cigar at a non-smoking Travis Tritt concert in Detroit."""
"If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white."
"You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi."
"If Hillary debates Trump for 24 hours, what won't you hear? A word of truth."
"What does a british man say when he's about to climax? I'm arriving"
"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"
"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."
"Well, I've reached that awkward t-shirt size between 'XL' and 'killing myself.'"