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Joke of the Day
"An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician."
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"Ronda Rousey Acting"
"So a woman is driving down the road..... ....... Forgot women can't drive."
"If you want sex... A man tells his wife in bed that if she wants sex to reach over and pull on it once. If she doesn't, reach over and pull it 100 times."
"Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me."
"Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? He was striking a happy medium."
"*Kanye West's dating show* 10 women stand in front of me and I only have 9 roses. BUT WAIT... They're all for me *Kanye wins dating show*"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh^im ^so ^sorry"
"Why should jokes always be sent over TCP? Because you're assured that the recipient will get it. (Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)"
"No. RT @BarackObama: Is the song ""Piano Man"" about a guy who is actually part piano, like a monster?"