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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh^im ^so ^sorry"
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"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Honestly I'm so shit faced I have no idea."
"It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten."
"Damn girl, are you Nutella? Because I want to spread you and eat you."
"Why did Hitler have so much energy? He was on a cleanse."
"What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"
"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses around."
"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."
"Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ""Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"""