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Joke of the Day

"No. RT @BarackObama: Is the song ""Piano Man"" about a guy who is actually part piano, like a monster?"

"what are you getting your wife for her birthday? a sweater and a dildo... if she doesnt like the sweater, she can go fuck herself"

"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."

"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."

"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."

"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say ""in Jesus name amen"""

"My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is."

"I shaved my head the other day... At first I hated the look, but it's starting to grow on me."

"Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'? It's too complex"

"my Liam Nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014"