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Joke of the Day
"Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me."
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"To the woman who keeps pounding and screaming at my door all night: I'm not letting you go..."
"Where do rabbits learn to fly? The Hare Force"
"Job Interview I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""
"What do you call a Beatles fan who happens to be a Chinese sadomasochistic member of the American Army? Yellow Submarine"
"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."
"Siracha The only cock that makes a straight man's mouth water."
"[evil villain turns around in chair to confront adversary but spins too fast and does two complete revolutions before talking]"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water?... You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."