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Joke of the Day
"Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me."
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"My son wants a bb gun for Christmas I told him I'l give it my best shot"
"9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9."
"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."
"Just clicked on an ad that said ""Free Albums Here"" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your arse"
"A boy comes home from school and gives his mother his report card. ""Why is this wet?"" she asks. ""Because it's below C level."""
"Mirror mirror on the wall, can I call you Jim or something cuz I'm not saying mirror mirror on the wall every time. That's just ridiculous"
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender."