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Joke of the Day
"Irish weather is like a Muslim... Its either Sunni or Shi'ite"
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"Why did the skull win 1st place in the race? Because he ran ahead."
"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."
"What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste."
"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""
"Worm CEO cuts workforce in half, doubles productivity"
"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was making religion cool."
"when i give my policy number to a customer service automated system, i talk precisely & slowly. this is also how i talk to stoned teens"
"What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. ~ Infinite Jest, by DFW"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Why the long face, Mr. Horse?"" The horse does not respond because he is a fucking horse."