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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Why the long face, Mr. Horse?"" The horse does not respond because he is a fucking horse."

"Why are gay guys good helpers when moving? They know how to pack your shit."

"Bunnyprofessor"

"Apparently saying, ""You mad, bro?"" is frowned upon if you work in customer service."

"Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital? Because he is dead. ^((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))"

"Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over"

"Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing."

"Making Asian food is easy... It's a WOK in the park"

"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."

"The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death."