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Joke of the Day

"What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste."

"What's it called when Batman ditches church? Christian bail."

"Why did the Native American curse the snow? Because it was white and on his land!"

"Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human."

"Hello mother. Hello father. Here I am at Camp Marijuana. Crack is good, but weed is better, I'm so f*cked up, a friend wrote this letter."

"What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine."

"""I have a split personality."" ...said Tom, being frank."

"If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet, I mean Facebook."

"I brought a can of WD-40 with me on a first date It had been a while since my last date, and I was afraid I might be a little rusty."

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"