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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skull win 1st place in the race? Because he ran ahead."
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"What happened to the two gladiator olives? They were pitted against each other"
"Understand men, or die trying. Or try dying. Or quit trying. Or lie crying. Or cry tweeting. Or tweet trying, to understand men."
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"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"
"*sees Salvation Army bell ringer* ""Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!"" ""Sir, we don't accept children."" *runs away*"
"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"
"I just ate my weight in kidney beans! (I weigh eight ounces.)"
"I'll tell you what I know about midgets and dwarves. Very little"