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Joke of the Day
"Why do Marxists drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article."
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"The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym."
"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."