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Joke of the Day

"Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article."

"Call me crazy but ""dropping the ball"" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year."

"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick. Bonus: what's red and fluffy? Red fluff."

"Fact Every 60 seconds in Ukraine a minute passes"

"I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u."

"I wanna write a tweet that is so good that I can retire and just live off the retweets for the rest of my life."

"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"

"What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano"

"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"