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Joke of the Day
"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"
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"After my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed. My address, my job, my phone number..."
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"what base is it when he catches you sucking on a ketchup packet"
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"I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester."
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