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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo."
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"how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words"
"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."
"What's a camel's favourite song? Bat Out of Camell"
"A man walks into a sofa... Couch"
"I shot Quiet in the head on MGS5 She's really fucking Quiet now."
"There's nothing common... about Tutankhamun."
"Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean... Who survives? America."
"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"
"How are having sex in a canoe and American beer alike? They're both fuckin' close to water"