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Joke of the Day

"if weird al is so popular now they should call him normal al. thats what i say on it"

"They say make up sex is the best... Good thing, because all the sex I have is made up."

"The pimp hand... Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."

"There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends."

"I have OCD and ADHD... So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while."

"Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence"

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

"What's the difference between fight club and veganism? You don't talk about fight club."

"I never get invited to search parties."

"Did you hear about the feminist picnic? Yeah, apparently it got cancelled, no one wanted to make the sandwiches."