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Joke of the Day
"who needs people when you got pizza"
Next Joke
"There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin."
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call."
"Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball? Juan on Juan"
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."
"I've given up masturbation for a week I'm just not feeling myself anymore."
"What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology"
"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"
"Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day."