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Joke of the Day

"What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut"

"Harry Potter knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? You know You know who? Avada Kedavra!!!!!"

"What do Donald Trump supporters and flour have in common? They are both in bread."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."

"I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long. Edit:typo"

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck."

"This hot girl ""punched""me in the dick this afternoon She only gently touched it, but it's all swollen up now :/"

"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""

"Why should you never shower with Pokemon? Because he may Pikachu"