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Joke of the Day

"I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got pissed.. It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"Why don't hipsters shoot heroin? It's too mainstream"

"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after sex? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"

"We should all be as confident as those tiny, always-shaking dogs that aren't afraid to bark at things 50 times their size."

"What kind of organization is Atheism? Non-prophet."

"Once a person turns 60, the ""reply all"" feature should no longer be available to them when sending emails."

"Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet.. I managed to get away, but he definitely gave me a good run for my money!"

"What did the son corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease."