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Joke of the Day

"Dropping the bass So my friend tells me she respects people who play the bass. I reply with the following: ""the only bass I like is the base that drops."" Tell me Reddit, tell me I'm hilarious."

"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"

"What do you call a frightened nun? A nervous habit"

"How do you like your eggs? Over here"

"A man knocked on my door the other day with a beard. No wonder I didn't hear him."

"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"

"How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down? He keeps a log"

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"Whisper ""whey protein"" into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you"

"Who are worse than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined? The mods of this subreddit."