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Joke of the Day

"Who are worse than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined? The mods of this subreddit."

"Santa Claus said that he would give me a present this year... ...But he made out with my mom instead!"

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"Your resume just says ""falconer"" ""And?"" Well, this is a bank *falcon starts break-dancing* ""Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job"""

"*rides in on giant turtle* Me:Sorry I'm late. Boss:You rode that to work? Me:No, went to the zoo. *phone rings* Me:That'll be the zoo."

"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."

"My father was a wonderful man. He's still alive, he just turned into a cunt."

"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."

"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."

"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."