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Joke of the Day

"Whisper ""whey protein"" into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you"

"A large hole appeared on the fence of the nudist camp... ...The police are looking into it."

"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Hello ladies."

"A worm crawled out from a plate of spaghetti and exclaimed... ""Man, that was one hell of a gangbang!"""

"Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream ""NOT TODAY SATAN!"""

"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."

"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"

"You know the 'Done' button you press to exit a video? How come it only sounds judgy and sarcastic after I've finished jacking off?"

"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"

"Are you a carpenter? Because your fabricating stories!"