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Joke of the Day

"""It's not the principle, it's the money."" Spike Milligan RIP"

"next year big pixar movie for kids: follow the journey of a single tear down an old womans face as she learns her grandson died in a fire"

"Christianity is the ultimate daddy issue."

"My ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."

"There are two secrets to being a successful businessman. 1) Never tell people everything you know... 2)"

"Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin."

"Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop Called Monsters Ink"

"My doctor diagnosed me with incompetence and constipation... But I really don't give a shit"

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"