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Joke of the Day

"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."

"2 married mathematicians have fratenal twins They name the boy Adam, and the girl Subtractam"

"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."

"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."

"In the near future, little old ladies won't know how to sew, knit, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in bathroom mirrors."

"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."

"I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me."

"What's an otakus favourite dessert? Senpie."

"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."

"I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden."