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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
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"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"
"So there's a child and a gorilla... Well there WAS a gorilla."
"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."
"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"
"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."
"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"
"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"
"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."
"I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911 They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone."