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Joke of the Day

"next year big pixar movie for kids: follow the journey of a single tear down an old womans face as she learns her grandson died in a fire"

"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."

"What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas? You only get presents from one set of grandparents."

"Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla."

"There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too."

"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."

"What did the angry Indian man say at the bakery? I'm having naan of it."

"Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's ""Push It"" will get you arrested."

"I always like seeing those ""Baby on Board"" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there."

"How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale? Marry a net maker"