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Joke of the Day
"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."
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"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
"Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want."
"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"
"I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits. He was the best of all the running aids."
"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."
"Why did the Redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."
"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"
"The Minnesota Twins have just signed Adrian Peterson to a 3 year deal. More details to come. All we know is Adrian will be a switch hitter."
"I come from a long line of people with convenient principles *helps an old lady cross the street because a girl is watching*"