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Joke of the Day

"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"

"Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community? Too Mennonite"

"I vote Gabe Newell for president. There will never be a World War 3."

"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."

"Whats the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday"

"A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks- ""why the long face?"".... The horse then replies: ""I found out I have AIDS."""

"What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden"

"Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument I told him ""hun, let's not fight""."

"[interview for doctor's office receptionist] ""Can you schedule appointments and be friendly"" Yes. ""Sorry we're looking for the opposite"""

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."