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"The last time I stayed in a hotel I asked for a wake up call. So the next morning the front desk called me and asked ""What are you doing with your life?"" ""I'm up."""
"A man walks a little girl into the woods at night. The girl begins to tremble and says, ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared,"" the man replies abrasively, ""I have to walk out of here by myself."""
"No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems."
"How did Hitler tie his shoelaces? In cute little knotsies!"
"What's a skeleton's favorite dish? Spare ribs"
"Driving around Boston is like reading Choose your own Adventure... There are countless different paths to take, with most leading to failure or death, and only a few leading to success."
"What are calories? Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night"
"The difference between the middle finger and the fourth finger I use my middle finger to say fuck you to you.. My wife uses my fourth finger to say fuck you to me"
"I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me."