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Joke of the Day

"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."

"Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers "

"why does Snoop Dogg use and umbrella? for drizzle.."

"My wife wanted to spice up our sex life. So she asks me if I wanna have a threesome. I said, ""Sweetie. If I ever have sex with two women at the same time..... neither one is gonna be you."""

"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."

"Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow."

"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"

"What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*"

"T-Rex probably died from the spread of disease since he couldn't use the soap dispensers without smashing his face into the mirror."