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Joke of the Day

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

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"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial."
"""You stop crying or I'll give you something to laugh about!"" - clown parents"
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."
"I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it"
"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."
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"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest accomplishment?"" Me: ""I was in a lot of people's MySpace Top 8s back in 2004."""