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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but it's more than 5 because my basement is still dark..."

"What's mostly red and has 2 legs? Half of a cat."

"I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years."

"Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!"

"So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: ""Well, the flag's a big plus.""^I'll^see^myself^out."

"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"

"Horrible at making friends I was always horrible at making friends. Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street."

"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"

"There I was, waiting to pay for my landscaping materials, when suddenly... ...I was charged for aggregated basalt."

"I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!"