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Joke of the Day
"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."
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"How about some snappy one-liners? Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it."
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass"""
"So a Mexican magician says he could disappear in three seconds. He starts to count....""uno, dos"", and poof, he disappears without a tres."
"A joke one of my friends told me. ""Hey_____ do you know how I like my men""? ""umm no"". ""Like I like my coffee hot,black and will keep me up all night""."
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"
"These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order."
"What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew."
"If at first you don't succeed: try management."
"8: Mama, did you read this story when you were a kid? Me: *smiling* Why yes, I did. 8: It's a really old story then, I guess."