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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender"
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"How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break."
"Man creates taser for sheep What happens next will SHOCK ewe!"
"Sorry, ""hella"" was an inappropriate word choice. I was trying to be cool. I'll rephrase: Your son is totally missing."
"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."
"Knock knock Who is it? Daisy Daisy whom? Daysi me rollin', they hatin', patrolling. They wanna catch ne riding dirty!"
"My obsession with square roots has got me on cloud three."
"For easter I'm going to smuggle drugs into prison with my anus. I'm calling myself the keister bunny!"
"""I deleted that tweet because I've really grown as a writer in the past 7 minutes and it's just not up to my current standards"""
"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."