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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender"

"I don't get why there's so many signs around saying ""Free Wi-Fi."" I mean, I've never seen, or for that matter heard of, any Wi-Fi in captivity!"

"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them"

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do it's my ankle."

"""I got expelled"" How? ""I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard"" Ok that's dumb but- ""So my prof told me to go back up there..."" Oh no ""and rub 1 out"""

"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"

"I hope Hell freezes over soon. A few women have promised me dates when it happens."

"Business Idea: 1. Buy a taco truck. 2. Park it in front of my house. 3. Sell tacos to myself."

"I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!"

"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."