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Joke of the Day

"""It's a boy!"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face. ""I don't believe it. A boy!"" It was at that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again."

"What did the wick say to the wax? I candel you."

"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."

"What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? Antique farm equipment."

"To spice things up in the bedroom, I have my wife dress up as a pizza boy. Then, I have her put the pizza on the counter and then leave."

"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"

"It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop."

"lesbian vampires What do lesbian vampires say after sex? See you next month."

"googling ways to dispose of a body,mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen"

"What do you call a Polish airplane? A Jet-ski."