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Joke of the Day

"How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you'll see pacman while brushing your teeth."

"How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb? I belive GE is a corner stone of the American economy."

"Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even."

"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles? Ramendon"

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

"Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Cuz she grew out of her B shell *im so sorry*"

"I like to think of myself as the Martha Stewart of slobs."

"You know what they say about a guy with... big hands and big feet? 2 out of 3"

"What's the top song by the Vietnamese Beatles? Rice Fields Forever."