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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"
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"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."
"I'm trying to be more fit these days, so now I walk inside the store to buy my donuts instead of using the drive-thru."
"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."
"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."
"""Flatulence is not an emotion."" -me explaining feelings to boyfriend"
"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""
"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""
"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."
"A sad dickhead walks into a bar... and the bartender asks him, ""Why the schlong face?"""