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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne only comes on your face after 12"

"How do you become a millionaire in post-Brexit UK? First, start off with a billion pounds.."

"How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan"

"My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19"

"If you're ever being mugged just shout THERE'S A BEE ON YOU the thief'll freak out and run away haha what a baby problem solved"

"Wow!!! I farted into my iPhone and Siri told me what I had for breakfast."

"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."

"Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."

"they once said an apple a day keeps the doctors away... But todays world all doctors are muslim, so i find bacon works better!"

"I'm not racist... I have a color TV!"