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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
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"Did you hear about the cannibal in the colosseum? He was gladiator."
"Massive US Blizzard advancing North African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"Check-writing-grocery-line lady. No-turn-signal-SUV guy. Recline-seat-into-your-lap man. They're all voting tomorrow. Let's cancel them out."
"What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky? ... either way, someone is losing a trailer."
"What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together? 12 Casualties"
"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."
"My African Neighbour just accused me of being racist.I said, "" F*ck Off, I've got a coloured TV ""."
"I want to make medical bracelets that say ""In case of emergency, delete browser history"""
"""Saw the trailer for that new movie The Revenant, looks itense"". ""Nah, Probly tipis""."