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Joke of the Day
"What's Captain Picard's favorite game system? N-Gage"
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"People that are into beastieality. Are fucking animals."
"Two things I hate: 1) People who form negative opinions of celebrities based only on what they see or hear on TV. 2) Justin Bieber."
"Abortion... ...it brings out the kid in you."
"Have you ever tried North Korean food? [Neither have they](#s)"
"Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake kindling and matches"
"Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate? Always thought you was a bit spineless."