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Joke of the Day

"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"

"What is the name of your friend's advisor? Budweiser"

"What do you call immigrants in Sweden? Swede-ish"

"What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted? Re-fried beans!"

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Today someone told me that they run into things a lot So I told them that they should walk more"

"How to avoid clickbait? clearly, you wouldn't know..."

"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"

"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!"

"Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? It's hard to deliver."