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Joke of the Day

"A donkey, a calf and a foal walk into a bar... Its not a joke, it really happened in Melbourne not that long ago"

"Excuses are like assholes... Fuck 'em"

"i'm a homewrecker in the sense that i got sick out both ends in the attic and it soaked through the ceiling in 3 different rooms"

"Ah, water. Giver of life. Destroyer of witches. Improver of tee shirt contests."

"2 snails There were 2 snails on the back of a turtle. One of the snails turned to the other and said ""hold on."""

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"why is being in the mafia and administering cunnilingus similar one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"

"If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either."

"What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service ma'am."

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."