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Joke of the Day

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."

"Ever hear about the box that was coming down with something? It was coffin"

"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"

"2016 is almost coming to an end Surprise MFs. I have a leap second added to me."

"They should remake The Ring; instead of a tape, the creepy little girl uploads her video to YouTube and wipes out pretty much everybody."

"I was walking by a park and some Koreans asked if my friend and I wanted to join their game. They were short people."

"Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen."

"What's so good about being a CPU? Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown."

"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"

"So, 50 Cent is accepting Bitcoin for his new album. Which is all well and good, but if he really wanted to court the cryptocurrency community, he should change his stage name to 0.0007745 ."