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Joke of the Day

"Ricky Martin should have waited until Saturday so he could come out the same day as the iPad. Maybe that's what Tom Cruise is waiting for?"

"This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay."

"What's a Mexican's favourite video game? Borderlands."

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."

"IT'S A BIRD! NO, ITS A PLANE! HOLY SHIT it's Dave!"

"I got stuck in a shop the other day... ... because when I went to walk outside there was a sign saying the street was closed."

"What does 9/11 and cancer have in common? They were both inside Jobs"

"I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg. ThatsTheYolk.gif"

"what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!!"

"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."