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Joke of the Day

"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"

"I was an emotional Wedding. Even the Cake was in Tiers."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."

"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."

"Things we can't say by color. Things a white person can't say: The ""N"" Word. Things a black person can say: ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."

"What do you call.... Q: What do you call a woman who thinks about sex all the times? A: Nymphomaniac Q: What do you call a man who thinks about sex all the times? A: Normal"

"I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock.... I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds. I'm here all day.."

"Once I saw a ghost... It looked like your dick"