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Joke of the Day

"This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay."

"Woman stands on top of the bridge Ready to jump. An unwashed, disgusting hobo approaches her, saying ""Hey, chick, wanna fuck?"" She lookis at him with digust ""No."" ""OK, I will just wait below."""

"The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple It's either sunni or shiite"

"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"

"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor"

"What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac."

"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."

"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"

"Two condoms walk into the bar.. One says to the other ""Hey, wanna get shit-faced?"""