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Joke of the Day

"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."

"I peaked too soon in high school. I'm still sending her child support."

"I was going to make an anal joke... butt fuck it. I know I know I'm a terrible reposter. I'll see myself out."

"What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse? Shake it off"

"When I was in college, I used to have sex almost EVERY DAY... ...almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"

"What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust"

"One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts"

"No thanks, babies. If I'm going to let something inside of my body that's going to destroy my figure, it'll be cheese, bread and booze."