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Joke of the Day

"What does 9/11 and cancer have in common? They were both inside Jobs"

"Two blind man at a cinema: ""Can you see something ?"" ""No"". ""Then let's go in front !"""

"""Are you girls straight?... ...lesbianest"""

"If someone has a foot fetish... ...and they cheat, does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?"

"Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's"

"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."

"I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil."

"""Where's Waldo?"" books become more thrilling if you think ""Okay... Waldo's my brother and he's off his meds and will die if I don't find him."""

"Back to Yo mama jokes Yo momma so fat kids had to run around her for track and field!"

"I saw a homeless man and gave him $1.00. I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77."