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Joke of the Day

"What's a Mexican's favourite video game? Borderlands."

"What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard? His garden hoes."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do."

"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."

"This might be an uncomfortable subject for some... But we need to start talking about Germany's plans to drill for oil in 2940."

"Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!"

"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."

"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."

"How long is a 0 or 1? Just a little bit."

"I think gambling hotlines would be more effective if every fifth caller won a prize."