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Joke of the Day
"My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck."
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"What do you call a Jewish wookie? Jewie get it? Chewie? from star wars?"
"If I had a penny for every Trump joke made during the election... I could be the president in 2020"
"As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes"
"soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap"
"What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the missionary position to doggy style? A sexual revolution."
"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."
"What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus."
"What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion"
"My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose... I SHOULD NEVER HAVE NAMED 2 FRIENDS!"